var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-25548577-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @fortunecookiewu)http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5qked0dYy1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/25258677299/callmemaybenot" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>[<a href="http://9gag.com/gag/4500869">via</a>]</p></blockquote>http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/25259843923http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/25259843923Sat, 16 Jun 2012 17:58:51 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3inxttFcA1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/22400216643/cincodemayo" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>[<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/04/cinco-de-mayo-2012-what-americans-think_n_1477996.html?ref=comedy">hpc</a>]</p></blockquote>http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/22534093254http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/22534093254Sun, 06 May 2012 12:20:01 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3a32kdHrv1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/22109785349/thisalsoappliestointernet" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>[<a href="http://9gag.com/gag/4023826">via</a>]</p></blockquote>http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/22110167561http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/22110167561Sun, 29 Apr 2012 23:05:29 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m04jmuoG341qewacoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/18456731612/iphonus" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Harry Potter’s iPhone<br/><br/>[<a href="http://www.irenesinternet.com/nerd-fun/harry-potters-iphone/">via</a>]</p></blockquote> <p>Q</p>http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/18495548895http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/18495548895Wed, 29 Feb 2012 07:26:03 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxjseiUrM1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/17098398313/socialmedia" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Tumblr</strong> Reblog if you like donuts<br/><br/>[<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/pbdu9/social_media_explained/">via</a>] </p></blockquote>http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/17105257112http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/17105257112Sun, 05 Feb 2012 11:06:59 -0800<p>at the end of 2010 i was very anxious to get that year over and i had high expectations for 2011. 2011 overall i think was good but not great.</p> <p>i really have no expectations for 2012 but i&#8217;m hoping for some stability in life.</p> <p>i don&#8217;t necessarily expect to be in a relationship by the end of 2012 but that would be nice, i hope to at least have gone on a few dates and be comfortable with asking women out and dealing with rejection.</p> <p>i also would like to have purchased and be settled into a condo by the end of 2012.</p> <p>my parents are talking about my mom retiring in 2 years, selling our house and paying cash for a small home in roseville and giving me money for a down payment on a house.</p> <p>i told my mom today that i don&#8217;t want to wait 2 years for a house, i would like to have one in the next year and that i don&#8217;t want to keep waiting because some family member is supposed to give me money. that already didn&#8217;t work out with my grandparents and i was using that as an excuse to not house hunt for too long.</p> <p>however this means i have to get off my ass and actually house hunt&#8230;</p> <p>speaking of getting off my ass, i need to have a regular workout schedule going&#8230; right now i&#8217;m going about twice a week for 30ish minutes. i&#8217;m hoping to amp up the duration of my workouts and the frequency as well.</p> <p>anyway i&#8217;m feeling kind of apathetic about this new year, i&#8217;ve been sitting in my room watching white collar on netflix and just find myself not caring about anything and wishing for a more interesting life.</p> <p>and if anybody says anything about &#8220;Chinese classical sense&#8221; you will automatically earn a spot at the top of my shitlist that comes hand in hand with a punch in the face!</p>http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/15120457517http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/15120457517Sun, 01 Jan 2012 00:50:00 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwxhj6kKf11qz5gq4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tehdik.com/post/14928906623/adt-pulse-in-a-movie-the-product-i-helped-design">tehdik</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://adtpulse.com/">ADT Pulse</a> in a movie!</strong></p> <p>The product I helped design appeared in the movie <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1438176/">Fright Night</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>the product i continue to support appeared in a movie! its only for a few seconds and i’d like to say that i pointed this out before anybody! i just rented it on bluray and was watching it on my ps3 so i couldnt take a clear picture… then i mentioned it to my coworker who proceeded to “acquire” the film and get a nice clean screenshot for me!</p>http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/15020685382http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/15020685382Fri, 30 Dec 2011 01:40:54 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwxj98j5KF1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/14938778376/lookinforlove">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://canv.as/p/juq7a">via</a></p> </blockquote>http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/15020655400http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/15020655400Fri, 30 Dec 2011 01:39:25 -0800<p>Chicago has now been bumped down on the list of places to visit. Houston was crossed off some time ago.</p> <p>I should really figure out how to justify a NYC trip.</p>http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/13121525838http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/13121525838Mon, 21 Nov 2011 12:16:50 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lutdfgCy1z1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/12928475887/dontbeadickface">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/mfnnj/dont_be_a_dickface/">via</a></p> </blockquote> <p>but not if they’re TOO far behind you because then you get into that awkward phase where you’re holding the door open for an uncomfortably long period of time or they’re sprinting towards the door because they don’t want to seem ungrateful</p>http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/12942116302http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/12942116302Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:08:20 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lumrbd6Xe11qae43so1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Thankfully now there is the unfollow option</p>http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/12824600592http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/12824600592Mon, 14 Nov 2011 20:54:36 -0800<p>yea i’m thinking that’s a negatory.</p>http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/12461152589http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/12461152589Sun, 06 Nov 2011 23:10:50 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsi6v69KM91qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/10986284375/slinkies" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://9gag.com/gag/306961">via</a></p></blockquote> <p>Absolutely</p>http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/10986841114http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/10986841114Mon, 03 Oct 2011 12:05:50 -0700<p><a href="http://duckkiiee.tumblr.com/post/10922861977"></a></p> <blockquote> <h1><strong> PLEASE FOLLOW MY NEW TUMBLR: </strong></h1> <p><strong>&lt;bad link here&gt;<br/></strong></p> </blockquote> <p>i feel very dumb right now because i clicked on it, got prompted for my tumblr log in, and a few minutes later realized i fell victim to a phishing scam so for 3rd time this year i&#8217;m running around changing passwords.</p> <p>one more time and i&#8217;m just going to go 100% last pass and have everything randomly generated. although this one was not out of my control, man i really should know better than that&#8230;</p>http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/10925297186http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/10925297186Sat, 01 Oct 2011 23:36:14 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscd7bWvaP1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/10853302448/fuckyou" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://abaldwin360.tumblr.com/">via</a></p></blockquote> <p>Yup, exactly</p>http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/10862648637http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/10862648637Fri, 30 Sep 2011 15:29:32 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsage2nVaa1qz7frao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pavblog.tumblr.com/post/10806598530">pavblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hakuna Matata.</p> </blockquote> <p>omg that is so cool!</p>http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/10815344974http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/10815344974Thu, 29 Sep 2011 12:32:02 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrc9uw3veY1qewacoo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/10066684306/whalemom" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/9939980310/itsawhale">context</a>/<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/kbo4j/its_a_whale/">via</a></p></blockquote>http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/10115328559http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/10115328559Sun, 11 Sep 2011 20:51:37 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrbm1hLi051qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/10048841667/icecream" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://9gag.com/gag/249212">via</a></p></blockquote> <p>Damn straight</p>http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/10053997952http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/10053997952Sat, 10 Sep 2011 15:33:14 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrahnxSmsl1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/10024153504/freewilly">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://canv.as/p/cet5o/reply/586108">via</a></p> </blockquote>http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/10028900546http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/10028900546Sat, 10 Sep 2011 01:05:22 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr86roiSw81qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/9975744020/getitright">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/k929v/get_it_right/">via</a></p> </blockquote> <p>add this person to list of people who should be slapped.</p>http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/9988809265http://fortunecookiewu.tumblr.com/post/9988809265Fri, 09 Sep 2011 00:20:35 -0700