A fortune cookie of nonsense

Jun 16

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May 06

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Apr 29

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Feb 29

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Harry Potter’s iPhone

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Feb 05

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Jan 01

happy new year?

at the end of 2010 i was very anxious to get that year over and i had high expectations for 2011. 2011 overall i think was good but not great.

i really have no expectations for 2012 but i’m hoping for some stability in life.

i don’t necessarily expect to be in a relationship by the end of 2012 but that would be nice, i hope to at least have gone on a few dates and be comfortable with asking women out and dealing with rejection.

i also would like to have purchased and be settled into a condo by the end of 2012.

my parents are talking about my mom retiring in 2 years, selling our house and paying cash for a small home in roseville and giving me money for a down payment on a house.

i told my mom today that i don’t want to wait 2 years for a house, i would like to have one in the next year and that i don’t want to keep waiting because some family member is supposed to give me money. that already didn’t work out with my grandparents and i was using that as an excuse to not house hunt for too long.

however this means i have to get off my ass and actually house hunt…

speaking of getting off my ass, i need to have a regular workout schedule going… right now i’m going about twice a week for 30ish minutes. i’m hoping to amp up the duration of my workouts and the frequency as well.

anyway i’m feeling kind of apathetic about this new year, i’ve been sitting in my room watching white collar on netflix and just find myself not caring about anything and wishing for a more interesting life.

and if anybody says anything about “Chinese classical sense” you will automatically earn a spot at the top of my shitlist that comes hand in hand with a punch in the face!

Dec 30

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ADT Pulse in a movie!

The product I helped design appeared in the movie Fright Night.

the product i continue to support appeared in a movie! its only for a few seconds and i’d like to say that i pointed this out before anybody! i just rented it on bluray and was watching it on my ps3 so i couldnt take a clear picture… then i mentioned it to my coworker who proceeded to “acquire” the film and get a nice clean screenshot for me!

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Nov 21

some people sure now how to spoil a person’s mood.

Chicago has now been bumped down on the list of places to visit. Houston was crossed off some time ago.

I should really figure out how to justify a NYC trip.

Nov 17

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but not if they’re TOO far behind you because then you get into that awkward phase where you’re holding the door open for an uncomfortably long period of time or they’re sprinting towards the door because they don’t want to seem ungrateful